>Sometimes the way he sits, all folded legs and innocent sad face, John and I burst at the seams with laughter.

He’s got such a huge rump, too. We tell him all the time, but he doesn’t have a complex about it. The rump is probably because of his Labrador genes. The lack of complex about his size is from his you-can’t-hurt-me-with-your-mean-words Dalmatian genes.